How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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