Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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