doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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