I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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