wat bout pragnant strippers??
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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