I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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