Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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