but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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