is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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