In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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