Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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