I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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