About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
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