Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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