the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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