so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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