school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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