You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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