Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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