May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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