Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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