ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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