I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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