I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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