I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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