Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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