its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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