But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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