You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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