i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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