they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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