Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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