but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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