One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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