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Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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