the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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