"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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