how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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