i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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