Do vagina's smell?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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