i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
