He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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