I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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