Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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