I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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