I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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