Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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