i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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