There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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