Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
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