Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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