If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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