It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
